i wanna be that dog
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
Trying this new thing called ‘body positivity.’ Oh man.
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
u know ur fucked when the only search results that shows up are from WikiAnswers
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
I’ll have what the last person is having.